Mad Cow- Farmer’s Explanation
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad,
too?"
haha thx for my gal to email me this
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ROTFLMAO with MsLUITA …. hahaha … that’s a really good one knight. btw, come back to doc’s forum lah. seldom see you there and all them girls have been talking about you so much leh. hehe
Haha..that’s funny..another mad cow joke but seriously, do you know what causes Mad Cow Diseases? It is not caused by any viruses or bacteria but by a protein called the prion protein, which is actually found mainly in our brains at the moment you are reading this and when I’m typing this.
mmmm matakecil , did u misunderstand me as someone ??
lol cos no gals will talk about me .. hmmmmm are u hanyi ?
geez howsy thats sound scary
*gulp* eerrhh … knight … eerrhh *sshhh* hehe